Dead Rat.

Well, here I am in Computer Science. It smells like rat feces. That's because we've had a dead rat in the adjacent lab for over a week and a half. They had all of spring break to remove the vermin, and nothing happened. Quoth our instructor, if we were a public school, funded by public funds, we would be on the local news in an instant. Your children are living in squalor. Film at 11. Yet we are in a privately funded learning environment--and they haven't done anything to curb a serious health problem.

I want a freakin' refund and a gas mask. Tuition should cover it.