Wednesday Whatevers

Damn, so tempting! Here goes again, off schedule.

1. What is the point of a laugh track on TV shows?
It makes me laugh, and it makes you laugh, doesn't it? Even if it's not really funny? It's got a pretty nice phrase associated with it: covering the ass. Yup. Just writers who don't know what the hell is funny trying to disguise their mistakes. Morons.

2. Would you rather be the best of the worst, or the worst of the best, and why?
I'd rather be the worst of the best. It's not about winning, it's about doing what you do, and what you enjoy. And if all you enjoy is winning, you've got problems. Scary problems.

3. Which emotions, if any, are contagious?
Laughing. Tiredness. Kicking-you-in-the-face. To name a few.