I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.

In part two of our rip-off series, I shall republish here my one and only sociological experiment. It didn't turn out the way I had hoped, but here it is anyway:

I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.

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When confronting strange and random questions, individuals tend to react in abnormal ways. This is a field log of the response to a particularly random phrase. The names have been changed to protect the innoncent.

Except for UCCTyler. He's an ass and you can bomb him with all the IMs you want.

Case #1

mrprogrammer8: I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.
sumKewlGuy87: What in the hell are you talking about?

Case #2

mrprogrammer8: I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.
FAKE_USERNAME: I knew I lost my cat!
mrprogrammer8: Where did it go to?
FAKE_USERNAME: My cat Joe, that is.
mrprogrammer8: I see...
mrprogrammer8: Actually, what I was talking about was a Starbucks Mocha Latee with a triple shot of...uhh...coffee?
FAKE_USERNAME: .......
FAKE_USERNAME: I see...

Case #3

mrprogrammer8: I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.
UCCTyler: Get the f*ck away from me!

Case #4

mrprogrammer8: I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.
hoboTown91: Can I have some Triscuts?
mrprogrammer8: No, this is all I have left.
hoboTown91: How about a sip of that coffee?
mrprogrammer8: Unless you got some RedBull on ya, no deal.

Case #5

mrprogrammer8: I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.
SmarterChild: And a fresh cup of joe?

Case #6

mrprogrammer8: I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.
NascarFan27: lol
NascarFan27: I have ham with pieces of cheese in it.
mrprogrammer8: Oh dude can I have a bite?
NascarFan27: .........no.

And now, a brave new world: NEW convos with the same first tagline!

Case #7

mrprogrammer8: I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.
doodletime56: lol for dinner?
mrprogrammer8: Yes.
mrprogrammer8: This is my Easter dinner.
mrprogrammer8: Triscuts and Starbucks.
mrprogrammer8: Mmm delicious. Tastes like Christ.

Case #8

mrprogrammer8: I've got nothing but a pack of Triscuts and a fresh cup of Joe.
I LeaveOut I: Right.
mrprogrammer8: No, I really do!
mrprogrammer8: Coffee could use a little more sugar though.
mrprogrammer8: Bitter stuff this is.