Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Wednesday Whatevers

1. Which search engine do you prefer and why?
Google, Google, Google. They are all that's right about business and the net in general. They develop wonderful new applications, maintain a very accurate search result, and plain out integrate a plethora of tools into a single, simple search box. MSN and Yahoo--blech!--have nothing on the Big G.

2. Why is marriage such a significant institution?
Because Google is awesome.

3. Can a soul be sold?
Of course not. A soul can be built up or broken down, but it can never cease to exist inside of you. You always have some shred of self that sticks with you through the worst of times, no matter what your actions or thoughts. It may be easy to ruin it, but it's impossible to eradicate it, or transfer it. It's just perfect metaphysical sense.


Monday, April 25, 2005

Physics Phrenzy!

Dear god, I never knew how compliated this would get.

When I started to realize how much crap I needed to know for AP Physics B, I nearly shat myself:

Vectors, Kinematics, Newton's Laws, Work, Energy, Power, Linear Momentum, Rotational Motion, Newton's Law of Gravitation, Simple Harmonic Motion, Thermodynamics, Electric Forces & Fields, Electric Potential and Capacitance, Magnetic Forces & Fields, Electromagnetic Induction, Waves, Optics, Atomic & Nuclear Physics, and Fluid Mechanics.

I know of them...I just don't know them. You give me a sample problem out of a prep book, there's a 3 out of 4 chance I'll get it wrong. Which is horribly sad, as I've put so much time, effort, and thought into this course, and I've really learned appreciate it! I just can't believe I have to know all of this stuff up and down...

It's so sad, really, as it counts for at least two quarter units of physics, if not more, in college. If I get anything less than a 4, I don't get squat except for honors credit (which does me a lot of good now, since the only institutions I got into were University of LaVerne, Cal State Long Beach, and my school of choice, Cal Poly Pomona w/ Honors Program. Total waste of time, if you ask me...). I just want to make this worth something!


Thursday, April 14, 2005

Masutaa Shakeu!



Umm...yeah.


Tuesday, April 12, 2005

We, The Bosco.

The Declaration of Free Thought of the Twenty-Four Students
On SMOOTHSTOP, April 12, 2005

The unanimous Declaration of the twenty-four Students of Bosco Tech,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the burecratic bands which have connected them with asininity, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are A Life, Free Thought and Intellectual Preservation. --That to secure these rights, Student Bodies are instituted among Bosco, deriving their just powers from the consent of the Students, --That whenever any Course becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Students to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Instruction, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Free Thought and Intellectual Preservation. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that a Course long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience has shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Instruction, and to provide new Guards for their future education. —Such has been the patient sufferance of these Students; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Instruction. The history of the present Intructor of CS-19 [Kwong I] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these Individuals. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused to accept that sickness is sickness, and cannot be predetermined. Instead, he has placed it on the same level as Truancy, blatantly disregarding Bosco policy in penalizing Students through Grading.

In Addition, he has Tripled Points taken Off one's grade for each Absence on the Last Day Of The Week The Class Meets.

He has committed the entire Student Body to burecratic labor through the period of the Second Quarter of each Semester, in stead of work related to Database.

He has imposed an overly harsh Grading System that disregards work unless Done By His Convoluted Methods.

He Micromanages -- a Mortal Sin.

As a result of these Circumstances, we, the Representatives of the Students of CS-19, in General Assembly, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the matter for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good Students of this Class, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Individuals are, and of Right ought to be Free-Thinking and Intellectually Preserved persons; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to Kwong, and that all political connection between them and this Incarnation of CS-19, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Individuals, they have full Power to levy Criticism, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Individuals may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Minds and our sacred Honor.

The signers of the Declaration represented the new states as follows:
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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Monorail Caution

After years of neglecting its ever-deteriorating monorail fleet, Disneyland decided to do something. However, instead of completely replacing the fleet, they opted to simply "spruce up" the trains and pass it off as a new E-ticket.

This resulted in the creation of the newest and most realistic Disney monorail ride ever:

Monorail Caution!

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Seattle, eat your heart out.


Monday, April 04, 2005

Dead Rat.

Well, here I am in Computer Science. It smells like rat feces. That's because we've had a dead rat in the adjacent lab for over a week and a half. They had all of spring break to remove the vermin, and nothing happened. Quoth our instructor, if we were a public school, funded by public funds, we would be on the local news in an instant. Your children are living in squalor. Film at 11. Yet we are in a privately funded learning environment--and they haven't done anything to curb a serious health problem.

I want a freakin' refund and a gas mask. Tuition should cover it.