Wednesday Whatevers

I'm doing them tonight cause I feel like it. Jerk.

1. Why do we kiss others?
Because it was the first thing ever done with the opposite sex. The second Adam met Eve, he saw some chocolate on her tounge. So he sucked it off. And ever since, man has been programmed to kiss woman, and vice versa.

True story, according to Methodists.

2. What does our skin do?
Our skin keeps Waldo out.

DAMN YOU WALDO, WHERE ARE YOU!?

3. What would a building without windows be like?
Drafty...there'd be at least two suicides per day. Just too damn easy. I mean, come on. It's a big building.