Wednesday Whatevers

Type, type, typing my bloooogggg....

1. Why do people make New Year's resolutions?
Because they're hopelessly shallow and can't even realize that resolve will never come to their pitiful, pitiful problems. NEXT QUESTION!
2. Why do countries have flags?
To get third graders confused. Example:


France | Italy
Any questions?
3. Is it better to be unknown or infamous?
Unknown. If you're infamous, you die a very public death. That's no good. Why would you ever want to live forever? It makes no sense. It's not like your life is any better than another's. And besides, you'd probably be a role model for people not to base their lives on.

This concludes today's session. Please log off and power down the computers. Don't forget you bags on the way ou...oh wait...this isn't Data Structures and Algorithms, is it?