What is it with me and bad movies?

First, I go channel surfing and find absolutely nothing. Again, I go through. But this time...ah....I find some crap that I might watch. I decide on The Master of Disguise. It's that absolutely horrible Dana Carvey film. Every single freaking joke falls so flat you're amazed that the writers can even sleep at night. So, I watched that for about an hour. Then at 6:00, I thought I had an oppertunity to catch some real TV. I get the east coast feed out here in California with my satellite, so that's prime time over there, right? Well I believe you're wrong. I ended up settling on Police Academy 6: We Stopped Trying at 4. Absolutely horrendous.